Apologies freely given upon request.

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mrsjasonsegel:

FUCKING SHIT

“I am horse-faced and arse-named.” ~Benedict Cumberbatch

WELL THEN CALL ME A HORSE-FUCKER ‘CAUSE DAMN SON YOU LOOKIN’ GOOD HERE

(via allhailgodtiss)

*8255

When 2013 finally comes along, and:

Sherlock fandom: hehehasdkjesaefs
Supernatural fandom: fuck
Sherlock fandom: hahsdjkalsasdjal
Hetalia fandom:
Homestuck fandom: wwhat
Doctor Who fandom: Quick, everyone! INTO THE FUCKING TARD-
Sherlock fandom: -DHASJKDASJKLFHSIJDLCSDVDSGFSDSs
Doctor Who fandom:
Supernatural fandom:
Harry Potter fandom: What's going o-
Sherlock fandom: -EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL FDUASIKFSDLHFSDFDA JOHNLOCK DSAKJDLSAH REUNION DSAKLDSAJKDLA FUCK EACHOTEHRHDASILSDHAS SHIP DDSAJKDTOGETHERFDASJLDSADAS JDKASLDFDSHFJLFDSSOBBINGDSKJFHLSJDKFL ASDAS HUG HIM ASDKL HUIGG DSIOFDS HIM FHUGSSDF IKSDFLI KJASLDHAJICLHASKJDFLHSDJKLDJF JDKSHLFKJSDNCJSDKCS
Hetalia fandom: OH MEIN GO-
Sherlock fandom: -I BELIEVED IN SHERLOCK I ALWAYS HAVE I ALWAYS WILL I ALWAYS DID MAKE BABIES FEEL THE MAGIC BELIEVE IN LOVE HFUASDKLHASJK DFASDKJNFLFFDSHJKADLHJ KSLJKDLHASJKDHLSIJSEXINSDAKLDNJSAKLDASDSAFAD
Sherlock fandom: WHAT'S THAT DASHBOARD?
Sherlock fandom: WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOME BENEDICT
Sherlock fandom: OH GOD
Sherlock fandom: YES YES YES YES
Sherlock fandom: DID YOU SEE THAT DID YOU SEE HIM
Sherlock fandom: LOOK AT THAT QUOTE LOOK AT IT FEEL THE FEELS IN THAT QUOTE
Sherlock fandom: DID YOU SEE HIS EYES WHEN HE SAW HIM FOR THE FIRST TIME
Sherlock fandom: DID YOU CATCH A GLIMPSE OF HIS EMOTIONS
Sherlock fandom: THAT IS TRUE LOVE
Sherlock fandom: HERE TAKE SOME FANART
Sherlock fandom: LOOK AT THESE FANFICS I WROTE
Sherlock fandom: I MADE THIS VIDEO FOR YOU
Sherlock fandom: THESE GIFS THESE GLORIOUS GIFS
Sherlock fandom: DAHSJKFLHASJKDLSAHJKLAF
Supernatural fandom:
Doctor Who fandom:
Harry Potter fandom:
Homestuck fandom:
Hetalia fandom:
Normal people:
Tumblr:
Internet:
World:
God:
Moffat: AHAHAAHHAHAHA!

My little brother has begun to spam my FB wall with Sherlock shit.

SUCCESSFUL INDOCTRINATION WAS SUCCESSFUL.

*9641

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Man I don’t even Avengers but this post deserves all the reblogs.

(Source: scratch-the-maven, via mycroft)

*4825

fraxinus-d:

adriofthedead:

blatherpuss:

adriofthedead:

whodrankmycoffee:

adriofthedead:

heartbeatoftheearth:

The only insect I feel 100% okay just outright hating.

fucking wasps

There’s wasp nest near my house.

I kill at least 3 of these fuckers every day.

… and don’t ever try to go with “omg you kill insects omg omg u bastard” shit here, I HATE WASPS.

But I don’t harm bees. Bees are cool.

Bees are fine. I have no problem with bees.

A wasp’s existence serves no purpose other than to make life hell for everyone.

If there is a Satan, he is literally nothing more then a sentient swarm of wasp, this i firmly believe.

Satan is just a single giant wasp

TRUE DAT. Seriously though. fuck wasps.

When I was a child, I used to place drops of soda on my fingers and feed wasps. One time, one got curious, and flew down my shirt, and I sat, completely still, until it found its way back out. Another time one landed in my hair and just sat there, chilling.

I think it says a lot, maybe too much, that dogs are afraid of me yet I am a Wasp Whisperer.

(via battleiswonbuthechildislost)

*99

outinthewastes:

done for fun last night.

next page is almost done, working on coloring it now. May need to sleep for a bit though. Haven’t slept yet.

Plague-Doctor Schtein.

Welp.

I quit.

*1533

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

seaofglasz:

geniusbee:

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

eldritch-abomination:

punifa:

actinoutloud:

fragoom:

Courtesy of trueamericanenglish’s generosity

SCREAMING

THIS IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

this is how I always descend the stairs

THIS MADE MY DAY OH MY GOD.

Now, I need to know where it’s from.

Oh how I love him.

I wish Rupert Graves was my dad

Will always reblog adorkable Rupert Graves. Always.

(via battleiswonbuthechildislost)

*1

Convinced my OTHER little brother to watch Sherlock

His first exposure to Sherlock was “A Scandal in Belgravia.” Let’s see what he thought about the show:

He looks like a dinosaur. (referring to Benedict Cumberbatch)

That is so cool how they show all the things he notices. Like, how does he do that?

HOLD UP. Hold. Up. Rewind that part. “Vatican Cameos?” Rewind that. I NEED TO SEE THAT AGAIN. Oh my Godhow do you even do that?

Oh wait is that…Moriarty? Jesus what is with that guy.

OHHHHHHHHH SHIT. OOOOOOHHHHHHH. OHHHHHHHHHHH BABY. WHY YOU GOTTA BE LIKE THAT? WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO COLD?Rewind that, please, rewind that, I need to see it again. (the final scene with Irene, Sherlock, and Mycroft)

“Sorry about dinner.” HE IS A STONE-COLD KILLAH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.

By the end of the last scene he was literally flailing on the couch, arms waving everywhere, unable to express his enjoyment in words. He did, however, have this to say:

I am going to go right now and illegally watch the first season. I can’t…this is now my new favorite show of all favorite shows ever. He is so cool. Mycroft is cool too. EVERYONE IS SO SMART AND COOL.

BROTHER I AM APPOINT.